A Message to DFW from Mr. Lewis

Dallas: There are a lot of things I’d like to say to you, but find it hard to articulate. I… I miss you, Dallas. I know I don’t show it in any conventional manner. I go away for months at a time. Sometimes I get too drunk and piss in your public spots. Some of these things are out of my control. Some of them just plain turn me on, so I do them anyway. That’s just the kind of relationship that we have, you and I. It’s fucked up, but it’s real, baby. It’s real. Your titties look great in that shirt by the way. Jump up and down real quick. Shit, darlin’. I wanna take you right in the middle of this Chevron. I’ma see you Saturday, though. Three Links at around 9 or 10. Flametrick Subs with Satan’s Cheerleaders’ll be there too if you want some group action. Wear that shirt.
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

Driskill Tonight, DFW Next Week

I’ll be a repeat offender tonight at the Driskill. 6 p.m. for all the cool kids. Next Saturday the 23rd we’ll be back in Dallas with the Flametrick Subs at Three Links. Hope to see all you DFW folks that we’ve been ignoring lo these many months.
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

Mr. Lewis and The Funeral 5 Return to DFW Nov 22nd.

This show will leave a mark, bring an extra liver and bail money (and that’s just for the bands).

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In Case You Missed It

Free download courtesy of Chicken Ranch and The Good Music Club

Mr. Lewis solo at The Driskill

I’ll be in a bit of a foreign fish bowl tonight and tomorrow, performing rather quietly and by myself at the Driskill. No, I won’t be sneaking into one of the rooms with a hockey stick and an old bottle of Prell. They’re paying me this time. I’ll be in the lounge with a guitar. I know. I’m more than a little surprised too. Show starts at 6. Show stops at 7.
Forever your carp,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

Comedy Gold: Mr. Lewis & Facebook

(webmasters note: I always try to repost Greg Lewis’ show previews via Facebook but miss a few, these were a couple we missed this week.. FYI- Go see their show tonight in San Marcos)

https://www.facebook.com/events/155196851346502/

and hold the onions. Thanks Marla. Oh! Hello! I didn’t see you there. Just ordering my breakfast and talking to my friend here about life insurance. Oh no. It’s not expensive. I’m covered for little more than the price of a cold weiner a day. It’s a very small price to pay for the comfort of knowing that my dog will not have to worry about burial costs. Oh shit! That reminds me! Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5 will be playing tonight at the Triple Crown in San Marcos with Pure Luck, and The Hickoids. O.K. so um….. Fuck. I forgot what I was talking about before. What was it? Shit, I guess it wasn’t that important. Eh? Probably drugs or little girls or some shit. You know. The usual.
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

Do you have 160 bucks to go see 100 bands play 25 minute sets in a dust bowl? Me neither. Come see three bands in the comfort of the dark and loud Triple Crown in San Marcos for 1/32 of the price. The beer is cheaper and colder there too.

Is there anything that makes you more recognizable as an asshole, as wearing sunglasses at the gym? I mean, I could see someone punch a 5 year old girl and think, “Well, maybe there’s some good in there.”. Sunglasses at the gym? Man, fuck you! You’re 100% cock cheek. Tomorrow night, my merry few will be performing at The Triple Crown in San Marcos with Pure Luck, and The Hickoids. The ruckus shall be brought. See you then, my little kittens.
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

Mr. Lewis and The Funeral 5 on KUT

Special thanks to Laurie G.

Show This Friday in San Marcos

Suckers and fools alike will be parading through San Marcos on Friday. Their destination? The Triple Crown. The reason? An epic battle between back alley and back woods. Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5 will be playing with Pure Luck and The Hickoids. The blood on the floor will only be rivaled by the beer and whiskey. Let’s do it for Johnny!
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

Show, Saturday, Nov 2

Come celebrate the closing of Dia De Los Muertos with us, Midwest Monster, and the Flametrick Subs on Saturday at the White Horse.
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

White Horse nov 2

Tonight at Beerland

You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both, and there you have a Wednesday night. You’ve got to do it right. Beerland tonight. Mrs. Garrett will be doing a striptease in between the sets and she’ll be bringing treats from Edna’s Edibles. Tootie will be doing roller skate ballet. Natalie will be sitting in the corner with her bong. Potsie says he’s coming too. I don’t get it either. I tried to explain how shitty t.v. jokes work. He just looked at me and shot a basketball over the backboard. Anywho, see y’all tonight!
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis
p.s. They can’t all be gems, folks.