Comedy Gold: Mr. Lewis & Facebook

(webmasters note: I always try to repost Greg Lewis’ show previews via Facebook but miss a few, these were a couple we missed this week.. FYI- Go see their show tonight in San Marcos)

https://www.facebook.com/events/155196851346502/

and hold the onions. Thanks Marla. Oh! Hello! I didn’t see you there. Just ordering my breakfast and talking to my friend here about life insurance. Oh no. It’s not expensive. I’m covered for little more than the price of a cold weiner a day. It’s a very small price to pay for the comfort of knowing that my dog will not have to worry about burial costs. Oh shit! That reminds me! Mr. Lewis & The Funeral 5 will be playing tonight at the Triple Crown in San Marcos with Pure Luck, and The Hickoids. O.K. so um….. Fuck. I forgot what I was talking about before. What was it? Shit, I guess it wasn’t that important. Eh? Probably drugs or little girls or some shit. You know. The usual.
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

Do you have 160 bucks to go see 100 bands play 25 minute sets in a dust bowl? Me neither. Come see three bands in the comfort of the dark and loud Triple Crown in San Marcos for 1/32 of the price. The beer is cheaper and colder there too.

Is there anything that makes you more recognizable as an asshole, as wearing sunglasses at the gym? I mean, I could see someone punch a 5 year old girl and think, “Well, maybe there’s some good in there.”. Sunglasses at the gym? Man, fuck you! You’re 100% cock cheek. Tomorrow night, my merry few will be performing at The Triple Crown in San Marcos with Pure Luck, and The Hickoids. The ruckus shall be brought. See you then, my little kittens.
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis

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