Tonight at Beerland

You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both, and there you have a Wednesday night. You’ve got to do it right. Beerland tonight. Mrs. Garrett will be doing a striptease in between the sets and she’ll be bringing treats from Edna’s Edibles. Tootie will be doing roller skate ballet. Natalie will be sitting in the corner with her bong. Potsie says he’s coming too. I don’t get it either. I tried to explain how shitty t.v. jokes work. He just looked at me and shot a basketball over the backboard. Anywho, see y’all tonight!
Forever your girl,
xoxo Mr. Lewis
p.s. They can’t all be gems, folks.

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